All class clown Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells FAT) wanted the summer before seventh grade was to give his image a little boost...and maybe, just maybe, impress his oldest pal, whom he has a secret crush on.
But when Farley accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence (think genie, but far more annoying and without any ability whatsoever to grant wishes), his entire plan goes sideways.
Now, in order to rid himself of the four-inch tall pest spouting ridiculous self-help advice and doing yoga on his mouse pad, Farley must complete all "Seven Steps to a Whole New You!"—no matter how embarrassing they may be. Which is how Farley finds himself outfitted in too-small spandex and suffering through daily jogs with his super-athletic dad, attempting to read War and Peace, and agreeing to play toy guitar in his best friend Burt's newly formed off-pitch boy band. Unfortunately, it only goes downhill from there...
But hey, no one ever claimed the path to enlightenment would be easy, did they?
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April 16, 2019 -
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- ISBN: 9781534420472
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- ISBN: 9781534420472
- File size: 5935 KB
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- English
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- Lexile® Measure: 570
- Text Difficulty: 2-3
Formats
- Kindle Book
- OverDrive Read
- EPUB ebook
Languages
- English
Levels
- Lexile® Measure:570
- Text Difficulty:2-3
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